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Capitalizing On My Pain?

Posted on November 14, 2012 at 3:45 PM

Three to five days before it is going to rain, I get the most intense pain in my back and down my leg, into my left foot, than I ever have on a daily basis. It seems to me that there must be some way I can make money predicting the showers. It's a guaranteed forecast with me, but I haven't figured out how to use it financially. There ought to be some silver lining in this cloud, somehow. Oh, by the way, it's going to rain in about three days. Just so ya' know. 

I keep getting these ads and pamphlets for colon cleansers. Just how are these companies figuring I need their product? It amazes me! I haven't looked up any info on the internet. I feel like Big Brother is in my bathroom! Oh, I'm not saying I couldn't use the product, but how do they know? I'm starting to feel a little paranoid everytime I go into the bathroom. Where's the hidden camera? Can my neighbors hear through the walls? They are very thin walls! Are they getting a commission on my misery? All I gotta' say is, they ought to split it with me! See, someone has figured out how to capitalize on my pain!


LIVE, LOVE AND LAUGH!

eyepoetress 

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